You Might Be a Zombies by Cracked.com

Author:Cracked.com [Cracked.com]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: PENGUIN group
Published: 2010-10-22T05:00:00+00:00

FIVE FIGHT MOVES THAT ONLY WORK IN MOVIES

MOVIEGOERS understand that most of what they’re seeing in action flicks is bullshit: Buses won’t jump a sixty-yard gap in the highway, a fire hose is not a bungee cord, and Steven Seagal is a bigger threat to a Sizzler buffet than a gang of criminals. Objectively, our brains know that, and yet most real-world bar fights feature at least one guy trying out a move he saw in a martial arts film—and being subsequently shocked to learn he would have been better off casting an ass-kicking spell he’d found in the pages of a Harry Potter novel.

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